FORMALDAHIDE

 

 FORMALDAHIDE

 

She had a wicked wiggle

And her name was Formaldahide

She went out with a guy named Willy

She came in on a minus tide

 

Oh so cute and cuddly

Fluffy like a little bear

Whenever Willy squeezed her

Formy did a dirty dare

 

She puckered up like this

Just like she did`nt care

Poor Willy was so in love

All he could do was stare

 

Willy had an ace up his sleeve

He had another girl called Deceit

Whenever Formaldahide met her

She almost nearly died

 

Because Deceit quickly told her

I`m his Moma !